<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18508870</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:56:42.990-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Venturi Five</title><subtitle type='html'>Who you gonna call?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://venturifive.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18508870/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://venturifive.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Xander</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537593326782987247</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c397/gaidaigoji37/Casters_poster.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18508870.post-113080203140278311</id><published>2005-10-31T15:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-10-31T15:40:31.403-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Grand Opening</title><content type='html'>This is going to be home to my second Nano this year. It called Venturi Five. It's a wacky spoof of my life as a telesurveyor. It about five telesurveyors chosen to save the world from the evil queen of telemarketing, Lady Landline. The Venturi Five must stop Lady Landline from gaining control of the world's communication systems and thus taking over the world with her demon robotic telemarketers. Will the world be overrun with 3am calls about purple monkey dishwashers? Find out this month!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18508870-113080203140278311?l=venturifive.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://venturifive.blogspot.com/feeds/113080203140278311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18508870&amp;postID=113080203140278311' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18508870/posts/default/113080203140278311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18508870/posts/default/113080203140278311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://venturifive.blogspot.com/2005/10/grand-opening_31.html' title='Grand Opening'/><author><name>Xander</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06537593326782987247</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c397/gaidaigoji37/Casters_poster.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
