Grand Opening

This is going to be home to my second Nano this year. It called Venturi Five. It's a wacky spoof of my life as a telesurveyor. It about five telesurveyors chosen to save the world from the evil queen of telemarketing, Lady Landline. The Venturi Five must stop Lady Landline from gaining control of the world's communication systems and thus taking over the world with her demon robotic telemarketers. Will the world be overrun with 3am calls about purple monkey dishwashers? Find out this month!